Very silly. Very sendable.

Big feelings.
Small potato.

Send a real potato with your own ridiculous message. A birthday joke, an inside joke, or an anonymous “what on earth?” delivered to their door.

Not a greeting card. Definitely not a normal gift.

Parcel Potato hero
Special delivery: absolutely no context.

The Parcel Potato promise

A real potato. Seriously.Your words, not ours.Good-natured jokes only.

From your brain to their mailbox

A perfectly terrible
gift idea.

For the friend who has everything. Except a potato with a deeply specific joke on it.

Message inspiration

“You’re my favorite
couch potato.”

Sweet? Yes. Weird? Also yes.

  1. 01

    Pick your potato

    Browse our potato parcels and choose your vehicle for completely unnecessary comedy.

  2. 02

    Make it personal. Or mysterious.

    Add an inside joke, a birthday pun, or a tiny declaration of affection. Go anonymous when you want the potato to do the talking.

  3. 03

    Send the unexpected

    Give us their delivery address. We send the gag shipment; you get to imagine the look on their face.

Choose your accomplice

Let’s get this joke in the mail.

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Someone just came to mind, didn’t they?

Make their day.
Confuse their mailbox.

Skip the predictable present. Send a little absurdity with a message only you could write.

Send a potato